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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 52
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
To me, you're perfect.
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
How play fighting turns into kissing :)
Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
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