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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 55
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
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