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No brain no pain.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
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