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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 57
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
If you're rich,I'm free!
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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