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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 5
If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Single, sexy and ready to party!
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
A boy that can point to a girl and say: "yeah, that's my girl, isn't she beautiful :)"
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
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