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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 8
I won`t live for ever, So it`s now or never.
Having a heart attack when you realize you're sitting on your phone.
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
'' Do you have a good reason to not talk to me?'' .. '' I don't need a reason, I do what I want,girl ''
Being In A Relationship Where You Can Act Silly Together
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
If the same kind of situations keep repeating in your life, it means that you have not learnt the lesson yet. Once you learn, you will not face it again!
A woman needs a man who protects her, a man who never lies, a man who spoils her and she needs to keep these men from finding out about each other :P
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