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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 78
A man in the kitchen is sexy
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
No calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like mad
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD
I ♥ my dad
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