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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 81
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If Sh3 TyP3S l!K3 D!s, She To Young For You Bro .
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
I Can. But I won't.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
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