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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 101
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
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