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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 14
Carrying a spoon in your pocket just incase someone has cake
Sometimes it is not only the bad memories that's making you sad, but also the best ones which you know will not happen for the second time ...
The awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out of the way, but they move in the same direction so you keep doing that for like a minute.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
But tonight I'm lovin' you ;)
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, friend Requests are great, But who are you?
I can’t believe you found me when no one else was looking. How did you know just where I would be? You broke through all of my confusion, the up’s and the down’s and you still didn’t leave. I guess that you saw what nobody could see.. You found me. You found me.
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