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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 17
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
You laugh because i'm different,but i laugh because you are all the same ;D
I hate idiots that create their own bad weather, then stand in the rain and say shit..it's raining!
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?
I ♥ my dad
Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
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