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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 27
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by heart.
I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older, it sucks.
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
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