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Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
I don't have time to study, I'm a Ninja
"Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
ni vazna velikost..vazen je rok trajanja^^
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
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