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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 25
Sometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
Looking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he is
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
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