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Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do""Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noisesStanding in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
When i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walkingWhen i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walking
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to youGetting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my catsWhen everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
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