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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 22
If it makes you happy, do it! ;D
Being around someone so much, you catch their habbits
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
I must go. My planet needs me.
"Shut up, you love it"
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
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