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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 73
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Get a life!!!
"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
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