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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 71
I have a voice so i use it, i don't mock people and i don't write on my status about people unless in humour. If i have a problem i'd say it to your face!!!!
if you love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never was
Don't poke anyone you don't want to have sex with..:D
When I first saw you my heart skipped a beat!! ♥! Lol jk, I have a cardiac arrhythmia... xP
And now I know that there's a link between the two, being close to craziness and being close to you.
The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
Drugs are bad..Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
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