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Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
2011, please be good to me. :)
I JUST WANNA HUG YOU & SAY I LOVE YOU! ♥
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
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