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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 69
No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..
Send her a morning text, let her know she was on your mind. ;)
Enough With The Poking, Let's Just Have Sex Already!
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
sleeping better than being awake
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
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