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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 84
nobody bring me DOWN!
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
High Heels ♥
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
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