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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 84
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
You are the constant tingle to my heart<3
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Blaming it on PMS
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
I Can. But I won't.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
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