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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 87
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again
Using complicated words when arguing against dumb people.
Being a free psychologist to your friends
I don't have an attitude problem, I have a personality you can't handle.
Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
: i'm just want look you happy <3
Talking in different voices so your neighbours think you have friends
Jumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fat
The awkward moment when you're alone with someone you just met.
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