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no many no fany
Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
Sorry. Edward Cullen Won’t Be Your Boyfriend. He Doesn’t Exist.
I love the diary of a wimpy kid
i asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodle
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
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