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Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
Get a life!!!
Using "it's a long story" as an excuse not to tell a story.
What is the meaning of life? Whatever you want it to be.
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
That moment when you're so happy and you wanna hug someone, but there's no one around.
men, they got you on your knees, but you've got them by the balls
Never wanted it to be so cold... You just didn't drink enough to say you love me...
So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
f**kin cold yo! >.<
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