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Some advice okay? Just don't put your f**kin' finger at crazy people!
That moment when you're so happy and you wanna hug someone, but there's no one around.
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Looking at your school timetable and emotionally breaking down.
The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.
I wanna be popular.
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
"Only a vampire can love you forever". that is why I'm looking for one.
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