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"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I'm lazy and I know it
I JUST WANNA HUG YOU & SAY I LOVE YOU! ♥
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
Wonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" button
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.
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