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Every new day is another chance to change your life.Every new day is another chance to change your life.
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :DBruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
If you did not see it with your own eyes... or hear it with your own ears.... DONT invent it with your SMALL MIND and share it with your BIG MOUTH...! On the contrary ..Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you...!!?? DUH..! :DIf you did not see it with your own eyes... or hear it with your own ears.... DONT invent it with your SMALL MIND and share it with your BIG MOUTH...! On the contrary ..Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you...!!?? DUH..! :D
♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥
Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself""I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
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