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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
if you love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never was
Why cheat? if your not happy, just leave.
False friends are worse than open enemies”
Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?"
I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
You Are Never Too Old For A Disney Movie
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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