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"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laughMirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer? OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!""Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :DBest ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers...""NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOTI was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
♡ I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...♡♡ I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...♡
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
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