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Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption"."Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better.Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better.
I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
Sleeping is always better when you have someone to cuddle.Sleeping is always better when you have someone to cuddle.
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!""Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
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