Best Facebook status updates - Page 18
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption". [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off! [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people! [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Sleeping is always better when you have someone to cuddle.
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
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