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Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
I'm a woman. I Don't know what i want, But i can get mad, if i don't get itI'm a woman. I Don't know what i want, But i can get mad, if i don't get it
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob MarleySome people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...
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