Best statuses Najbolji statusi Najboljši statusi Najbolji statusi Najbolji statusi Најбољи статуси

Best Facebook status updates - Page 20

The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loudTexting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
I'm a woman. I Don't know what i want, But i can get mad, if i don't get itI'm a woman. I Don't know what i want, But i can get mad, if i don't get it
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob MarleySome people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
Page: