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You Are Never Too Old For A Disney Movie
A boy that can point to a girl and say: "yeah, that's my girl, isn't she beautiful :)"
My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep.
I'm not perfect and I don't live to be..
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
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