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There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
A boy that can point to a girl and say: "yeah, that's my girl, isn't she beautiful :)"
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep.
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
I'm not perfect and I don't live to be..
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
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