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If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely
My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
A boy that can point to a girl and say: "yeah, that's my girl, isn't she beautiful :)"
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep.
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
I'm not perfect and I don't live to be..
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
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