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There's only two times I want to be with you; now and forever ♥There's only two times I want to be with you; now and forever ♥
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I doI can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
Half drunk is a waste of MoneyHalf drunk is a waste of Money
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statusesTrying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
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