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There's only two times I want to be with you; now and forever ♥
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
Half drunk is a waste of Money
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