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My mama didn't raise no fool ;)My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
No regrets, they don't workNo regrets, they don't work
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
nobody bring me DOWN!nobody bring me DOWN!
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat... My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
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