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My mama didn't raise no fool ;)My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook.""Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
No regrets, they don't workNo regrets, they don't work
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
nobody bring me DOWN!nobody bring me DOWN!
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat... My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
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