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QUE LINDO , AMEI...
Snow... the only time 4 inches can make a girl excited.
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
When you finally let go of the past, something better comes along.
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the gra*s, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my a*s =)
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
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