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Mornings come in 3 sizes: (1) Early (2) Too Early (3) Way Too Early.
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice, but is still single.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
Forgiveness is a gift, not an invitation to do the same thing again
I love you. You love her. She loves him. He loves another guy. That guy loves another girl. And that girl loves another girl from the next door. Is that clear enough?
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
I like to eat a sandwich, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
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