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Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
If my room is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
I can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgive
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING.
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