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I like to eat a sandwich, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!
Baby..I'm freshier than your EX and BETTER than your NEXT ..:*
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
He is my little brother.If you break his heart I'll break your face
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
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