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I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
Every time you look back, you miss out on something in front of you
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
Baby..I'm freshier than your EX and BETTER than your NEXT ..:*
Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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