Best Facebook status updates - Page 12
I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in track pants, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"....
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't. 
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be. 
Girl : Why do you keep on following me?! Boy : Because when i was young, mom told me to follow my dreams
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.Page:
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't.