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I text you, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with you, your hands r glued to your phoneI text you, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with you, your hands r glued to your phone
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?""You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
I don't want the summer to end...I don't want the summer to end...
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Barney Stinson.Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Barney Stinson.
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