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I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
It's ur lie. Tell it how u want 2...
Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Barney Stinson.
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
A hug is the perfect way to show the love when you can't find the words to say. ♥
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