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No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.
My Boyfriend is like a Trampoline, I don't have one. XDMy Boyfriend is like a Trampoline, I don't have one. XD
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
Take me drunk, I'm home!Take me drunk, I'm home!
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
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