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My Boyfriend is like a Trampoline, I don't have one. XDMy Boyfriend is like a Trampoline, I don't have one. XD
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.
Take me drunk, I'm home!Take me drunk, I'm home!
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
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