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User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows" User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Take me drunk, I'm home!Take me drunk, I'm home!
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
My Boyfriend is like a Trampoline, I don't have one. XDMy Boyfriend is like a Trampoline, I don't have one. XD
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
I'm waiting for someone who makes me feel good enough.I'm waiting for someone who makes me feel good enough.
Life is too short to waste one single second with someone who doesn’t appreciate and value you.Life is too short to waste one single second with someone who doesn’t appreciate and value you.
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