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Best Facebook status updates - Page 38
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
I ♥ my dad
Pretending to read the birthday card after money's fallen out.
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMMMMEERRR 2011 :D
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
If you dont get a miracle...become one. :-)
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