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Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
There's always that one person that will always have your heart.. You never see it coming, 'cause you're blinded from the start <3 #Usher.
Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
The secret is kept anything to be,and I am guarding it
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and an extremely large trash can.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
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