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The moment you give up, is the moment you let someone else win.
Daddy, I may find my Prince, but you will always be my King
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
A man's biggest mistake is giving another man the opportunity to make her woman smile.
I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
When life is hard, I take a nap.
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
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