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I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicappedMen are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn MonroeA wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
A man's biggest mistake is giving another man the opportunity to make her woman smile.A man's biggest mistake is giving another man the opportunity to make her woman smile.
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia""I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 timesI may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times
"Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!""Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
When life is hard, I take a nap.When life is hard, I take a nap.
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