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Never spend your valuable time on a person who doesn't deserve itNever spend your valuable time on a person who doesn't deserve it
Being confused about your own feelings.Being confused about your own feelings.
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
My Life Has To Be A JOKE !My Life Has To Be A JOKE !
wanna be starting something.........wanna be starting something......but how to ending...wanna be starting something.........wanna be starting something......but how to ending...
hello my name is tracehello my name is trace
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Come here. Why? Just come here. No your gonna hit me.Come here. Why? Just come here. No your gonna hit me.
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
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