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If you can, I still do not know how, but I will be certainly there all night, on place and in day that you chose earlier. I'll wait for you and if you want you do what you plan to do
I'm sorry if I hurt you. I never wanted. But sometimes in a sea of opposite messages, I can not identify correctly. So, when you speak directly, it is much easier. That's all I need
Partying Hard. With tea, the internet and my cat.
Addicted to Music
What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
Being confused about your own feelings.
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
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