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Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =PI killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
Kill the time......... (time kills me)Kill the time......... (time kills me)
I left her, I'll leave everyone who cheat me. After that, love, tears, repentance, can not helpI left her, I'll leave everyone who cheat me. After that, love, tears, repentance, can not help
Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.
What it's meant to be,it will be ..What it's meant to be,it will be ..
I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!
When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$
I Spam Your MomI Spam Your Mom
That constant battle between getting up to pee or staying in bed.That constant battle between getting up to pee or staying in bed.
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