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Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
I like boys who smell goodI like boys who smell good
I left her, I'll leave everyone who cheat me. After that, love, tears, repentance, can not helpI left her, I'll leave everyone who cheat me. After that, love, tears, repentance, can not help
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =PI killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
I'm sorry if I hurt you. I never wanted. But sometimes in a sea of opposite ​​messages, I can not identify correctly. So, when you speak directly, it is much easier. That's all I needI'm sorry if I hurt you. I never wanted. But sometimes in a sea of opposite ​​messages, I can not identify correctly. So, when you speak directly, it is much easier. That's all I need
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
If you can, I still do not know how, but I will be certainly there all night, on place and in day that you chose earlier. I'll wait for you and if you want you do what you plan to doIf you can, I still do not know how, but I will be certainly there all night, on place and in day that you chose earlier. I'll wait for you and if you want you do what you plan to do
I don't deserve anything :/I don't deserve anything :/
Being confused about your own feelings.Being confused about your own feelings.
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