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I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)
The feeling of taking high heels off after a long night out :-)The feeling of taking high heels off after a long night out :-)
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me?I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me?
I Love Weed ♥I Love Weed ♥
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
Are you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XDAre you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XD
If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)
When I’m sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead.When I’m sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead.
I didn't lose no-one,they lost me ..I didn't lose no-one,they lost me ..
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