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There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..
What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
I Love Weed ♥I Love Weed ♥
I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)
Are you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XDAre you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XD
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)
I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me?I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me?
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
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