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Guys with beards, mmmmmmm :)Guys with beards, mmmmmmm :)
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.
"Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry.""Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry."
The feeling of taking high heels off after a long night out :-)The feeling of taking high heels off after a long night out :-)
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myselfWhen I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
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