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Life's too short to remove usb safelyLife's too short to remove usb safely
Drugs are bad..Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!Drugs are bad..Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad.""Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myselfWhen I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
"Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry.""Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry."
You think of that ONE person when that ONE song is playing. :) ♥You think of that ONE person when that ONE song is playing. :) ♥
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