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You think of that ONE person when that ONE song is playing. :) ♥You think of that ONE person when that ONE song is playing. :) ♥
Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..
The only real romantic man is... Bruno Mars :) (L)The only real romantic man is... Bruno Mars :) (L)
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
I Love Weed ♥I Love Weed ♥
I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)
Love makes you hold on to things you should not but who are we to know any better?Love makes you hold on to things you should not but who are we to know any better?
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