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Looking at an old picture and wishing you could go back to that momentLooking at an old picture and wishing you could go back to that moment
I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
What it's meant to be,it will be ..What it's meant to be,it will be ..
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
Never spend your valuable time on a person who doesn't deserve itNever spend your valuable time on a person who doesn't deserve it
My Life Has To Be A JOKE !My Life Has To Be A JOKE !
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
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